So where is it then, this book? Is there a bustle on the bookshelf?
Well; the truth is there are issues. Book issues rather than books being
issued.
What is the issue?
The front cover is lacking.
When one peruses the pages of wisdom; the blogs of those that know and
pages of those that can and have, two things become evident: you need a title
that’s the Dog’s Bollox and a front cover that’s likely to grab the
attention
like a Rottweiler on speed sniffing the front of your pants.
Travels in Time lacks a front cover. I wanted to use
one of the Dr Who’s Tardis Van Gogh pictures, but its nightmare trying to track
down the owners and ask for permission.
Soooooooooooo.....................
If you’re an designer/graphic designer/artist/piss artist
and you feel like doing a very small paintin’, drawin’, computer generated
image of a Time Traveller’s Bike…… or a Tardis with a bike parked outside…… or
a massive feck-off fairytale Hans Christian Anderson of a wedding cake castle
in Czech with a bike parked outside; on you go….. and send me the results.
Clearly you stand to make a small fortune in royalties. Very small. Infinitely
small. Fame and fortune beckon! Not in this century, but who knows what
posterity will bring?
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