Travels in Time

Travels in Time

Tuesday 30 December 2014

Book reviews NOW please!!


http://www.amazon.com/Travels-Time-Wheels-Wedding-Republic/dp/1497335361/ref=tmm_pap_title_0

There have been sales, OK, I know there have been sales.
And its not my Mum buying them all, OK.
So where are the reviews.
I don't expect you to be honest... hyperbole, flattery, down-right imitation and simple lying will do.
I'll give points for the best ones; and what do points mean??
Points mean prizes!!

But get them done; c'mon now... if not - detention, lines, remember lines?

Wednesday 13 August 2014

Sales doubled in August!!

It is pretty, isn't it!


A bird lover on her honeymoon...
In July I sold two books; one to my wonderful, very beautiful and lifelong friend Mary (she’s in the acknowledgments) and one to someone else – possibly my oldest pal Mart who features in the book three times... and his shop, The Bike Shed (Wales) gets a gratuitous mention too. Why wouldn’t it, its demonstrably the best bike shop in Cardiff, in Wales and quite possibly the universe!
One of these men knows about I.T. and one...doesn't!

Now I’ve sold two more... One to Javi, who had a hand in getting the bugger published (he’s mentioned in the ackies too – Super Techie!) but being a monoglot Spanish speaker, won’t be able to read it. He just felt it would be a good thing to have, an investment, and he says it looks really cool. He should know, he’s seen it – you and I haven’t.

Then the Belgian wanted one but couldn’t download it onto his non-Kindle i-book. We did a deal; I’m open to deals. Unlimited use of his washing machine while I’m living in my van this summer... So then we had some beer to seal the deal! A proper Belgian amount of beer.
The next morning he had a proper Belgian beer hangover and I didn’t; as I was leaving with my washing, I stopped in the doorway to chat some more – this is Spain and it’s rude to leave when you say you’re going... about twenty minutes later is a good average. As I stood there the cat ran out, the Belgian chased the cat and the unattended door slammed shut.
No keys, 
No cat,
No shoes,
No mobile,
No nothing.

Thus the book cost the Belgian the eighty Euros the locksmith charged to open the door. Expensive reading – and he won’t understand it either!

You, on the other hand, can read the book at these prices...

Tuesday 15 July 2014

STOP PRESS: 2 BOOKS SOLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Debbie Thompson - illustrator incredible
I've sold not one, but TWO books!

Step forward Golden People to be gratefully thanked by a published author drunk on success! Clearly you are superior people; your taste is peerless, your decisions to be respected and imitated.

Seriously; I would love to know who has bought the book. And if you enjoy it...

Never mind the hedgerow; there has been a bustle on the bookshelf. The issues have been sorted and the book can be issued! Click on the link to see it...
What a pretty cover! Isn’t it pretty? Debbie did it – Debbie Thompson; Guilford’s answer to Janis Joplin, Four Non Blondes and Pink all rolled into one, has revealed another side to her amazing artistic abilities. She knocked it off in two hours after we’d been down the pub one evening. Why suffer for you art, says Debs.
So, what’s it about? A bike journey that I did in 2003 from Wales to the Czech Republic and back. But it’s definitely not about the bike. Wise and trusty sergeants; bikes chasing cars; three gorgeous Chermann Anias; blondes gone by; bicycling as Buddhism; sex, drugs, Rock and roll and tiny French villages; the Rainbow Warrior skipper; sex on a stick – a bed-rumpled Bardot; Trabbies and Chevettes, kebabs, Guiness and the “clear stuff” all make their appearance, as do camels in the Czech Repulic, aka, the world capital of surreal... its definitely not about the bike.
Care to peruse a page? http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00LIB5P1O

Thursday 3 July 2014

Travels in Time


Never mind the hedgerow; there has been a bustle on the bookshelf. The issues have been sorted and the book can be issued! Click on the link to see it...

What a pretty cover! Isn’t it pretty? Debbie did it – Debbie Thompson; Guilford’s answer to Janis Joplin, Four Non Blondes and Pink all rolled into one, has revealed another side to her amazing artistic abilities. She knocked it off in two hours after we’d been down the pub one evening. Why suffer for you art, says Debs.

So, what’s it about? A bike journey that I did in 2003 from Wales to the Czech Republic and back. But it’s definitely not about the bike. Wise and trusty sergeants; bikes chasing cars; three gorgeous Chermann Anias; blondes gone by; bicycling as Buddhism; sex, drugs, Rock and roll and tiny French villages; the Rainbow Warrior skipper; sex on a stick – a bed-rumpled Bardot; Trabbies and Chevettes, kebabs, Guiness and the “clear stuff” all make their appearance, as do camels in the Czech Repulic, aka, the world capital of surreal... its definitely not about the bike.

Care to peruse a page? http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00LIB5P1O

Tuesday 9 April 2013

Coming soon – book



So where is it then, this book? Is there a bustle on the bookshelf?
Well; the truth is there are issues. Book issues rather than books being issued.



What is the issue?
The front cover is lacking.
When one peruses the pages of wisdom; the blogs of those that know and pages of those that can and have, two things become evident: you need a title that’s the Dog’s Bollox and a front cover that’s likely to grab the
attention like a Rottweiler on speed sniffing the front of your pants.

Travels in Time lacks a front cover. I wanted to use one of the Dr Who’s Tardis Van Gogh pictures, but its nightmare trying to track down the owners and ask for permission.

Soooooooooooo.....................
If you’re an designer/graphic designer/artist/piss artist and you feel like doing a very small paintin’, drawin’, computer generated image of a Time Traveller’s Bike…… or a Tardis with a bike parked outside…… or a massive feck-off fairytale Hans Christian Anderson of a wedding cake castle in Czech with a bike parked outside; on you go….. and send me the results. Clearly you stand to make a small fortune in royalties. Very small. Infinitely small. Fame and fortune beckon! Not in this century, but who knows what posterity will bring?







Tuesday 26 March 2013

New book coming soon to Kindle and Create Space.............


The Wedding Cake Hans Christian Castle in Czech Republic


A bit about the book; a recipe, how the table is laid.

Travels in Time; a lyrical look at the world less travelled; going by at a pace less visited. A pedaling pace; a peace seldom found. A journey both literal and metaphorical. The actual by bike from Wales to Czech Republic and back; the metaphysical through the author’s memory and imagination. Journey through hypnotic peace along canals and down the Great Rivers during a wonderful hot summer to the World Capital of Surreal. Pass by scary storms and camels and three German Anias to blondes gone by and a fairytale wedding in a wedding cake castle. Stories of cars being chased by bike, the Rainbow Warrior’s skipper, how sex, drugs and Rock and Roll just isn’t on the menu in a tiny French village. Enjoy listening to the world’s most opinionated author give out about bicycling as Buddhism, the industrial revolution, the decline and fall of the cinema and everything inbetween.

A bit from the book; a taster, a bite.

Cycling is cyclical; prayer for body and soul. Smoothly spinning pedals and wheels sing out the Songlines. Like some high mountain Himalayan llama spinning prayer wheels or a buck naked aboriginal treading his sacred land. Listen; can you hear them.

The mountains running Holy West to East, from the thundering ocean to the mighty Severn; the Preselis, Carningli to Frenni Fawr, on over the Beacons, Black Mountain to sweet Sugar Loaf. Summer soft streams to cross, Cothi, Dulais, Senni, Honddu, Usk and Wye. I know every wheel rut and way; every copse and hedge; every twist and turn, uphill and down dale. I can tell them off, sing their songs, a bicycling bard; my Bible, my Book of Psalms.

Barreling down a tree tunneled lane, Chris can tell me the last time he passed this way; Patries was still recording the milk yields round the farms, he’ll recall a particular detail, a cow sick, a daughter winning a prize, the season and month. Its sacred and cyclical, it winds us around the spindle of our lives and melds and merges it with the landscape we live in.

Hippy bollocks, I can hear you mutter; but try it, I’ve been at it for forty years and I love it. Cycling is a rite, a series of rituals. It’s a bloody right too, and don’t let any four wheel based bastard tell you any different…….