There have been sales, OK, I know there have been sales. And its not my Mum buying them all, OK. So where are the reviews. I don't expect you to be honest... hyperbole, flattery, down-right imitation and simple lying will do. I'll give points for the best ones; and what do points mean?? Points mean prizes!!
But get them done; c'mon now... if not - detention, lines, remember lines?